bitch

grocery store check-out clerk: "paper or plastic? or do you just wanna use those bags under your eyes?"

Watch out, world.

I found the secret to success.

PEP talk

I went to work at a hospital in Africa last year, and as a precaution (since I would be in the OR, and HIV prevalence there is about 25%, and needlesticks do happen), I brought along anti-retroviral medication for post-exposure prophylaxis. It's kind of expensive, so I didn't throw it away after I got home.

I just know that, some day, someone will snoop through my medicine cabinet, find my bottle of Truvada, and conclude that I have AIDS.

Understatement of the Year

Surgery Exit Eval:
"Dr. Psychobitch PGY-3 was difficult to work with as her mood can be unpredictable".